childhood

Out of the gate and off for a walk

went Hairy Maclary from Donaldson's Dairy

and Hercules Morse as big as a horse

with Hairy Maclary from Donaldson's Dairy

Bottomley Potts covered in spots

Hercules Morse as big as a horse

and Hairy Maclary from Donaldson's Dairy

Muffin McLay like a bundle of hay,

Bottomly Potts all covered in spots,

Hercules Morse as big as a horse

and Hairy Maclary from Donaldson's Dairy

Bitzer Maloney all skinny and bony,

Muffin McLay like a bundle of hay,

Bottomly Potts covered in spots,

Hercules Morse as big as a horse

and Hairy Maclary from Donaldson's Dairy

Schnitzel von Krumm with a very low tum,

Bitzer Maloney all skinny and bony,

Muffin McLay like a bundle of hay,

Bottomly Potts covered in spots,

Hercules Morse as big as a horse

and Hairy Maclary from Donaldson's Dairy

With tails in the air they trotted on down past the shops and the park to the far end of town.

They sniffed at the smells and they snooped at each door, when suddenly, out of the shadows they saw...

SCARFACE CLAW the toughest Tom in town.

"EEEEEOWWWFFTZ!"said Scarface Claw.

Off with a yowl, a wail and a howl, a scatter of paws and a clatter of claws,

went Schnitzel von Krumm with a very low tum, Bitzer Maloney all skinny and bony,

Muffin McLay like a bundle of hay,

Bottomly Potts covered in spots,

Hercules Morse as big as a horse

and Hairy Maclary from Donaldson's Dairy

straight back home to bed.